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PG's Guide To Gaming Like It's 1979!

Gamers today have it so easy. These days, when you get ready to hook up your fancy new Next-Gen console, it's a simple matter of plugging in the power cord and hooking the A/V cables up to the TV. But back in the old days, trying to set up that new Atari involved a welder, a chest full of tools, and a master's degree in electrical engineering from MIT. Videogame commercials from the era always reminded their young viewers that "your parents help you hook it up."

Today, the PG Engineering Team will attempt to recreate an authentic console setup from the earliest days of home videogaming. Join Pinky G and Jumpman as they try to go back in time and discover how the first generation of gamers enjoyed their favorite hobby.

All right! Time to get started. I can't wait to play some retro games! Let's start hooking things up.
But that commercial said that our parents have to help us hook it up. We can't disobey the commercial.
Who cares what that commercial says. We're way older than those little kids. We can handle a couple of old machines.
You're right! We are good with video games. Remember when we got that Freeloader to work on the Wii.
Wait a minute. I wasn't in that video. Have you been hanging out with that stupid plumber again!
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Sure, anyone can download classic games on the Virtual Console and Live Arcade, or buy compilations of classic arcade and console games. However, nothing compares to playing original, first-generation games the way they were meant to be played, the way they were originally played, on the actual console itself and not some emulator.

The most hardcore of retro gamers take it one step further. They know that a real classic gaming experience can't be duplicated with plasma screen TVs and 22.2 channel surround sound. They want to play games the way they did when they were young, with the greatest technological breakthroughs that the Cold War era had to offer.

How can you enjoy a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of gaming? Just follow this easy step-by-step guide!

Step 1: Choose the right equipment!


Is it live, or is it Memorex?

This is the perfect specimen of an early 80's TV. Not only does this monster of technological prowess have spinning dials for both VHF and UHF channels, but it also has built in rabbit ears and an AutoColor switch in case you want to change from color TV to black-and-white.

(Special note for our younger readers: Many of these terms might seem foreign and confusing to you. We would explain how TV was experienced back during the days of the Carter Administration, but we're afraid that the frightening tales of adjusting the rabbit ears and gently nudging the tuning dial into place for a watchable signal would crush your gentle spirits. We will say that television was a difficult adventure in those days, and certainly not for the faint of heart.)

I can't find the remote! How are we going to play games without the remote?
I don't think this TV has a remote.
But how are we going to turn it on? We can't play video games without the TV!
I think you have to push one of those buttons on the TV to turn it on.
The button is on the TV!? What kind of crazy machine is this?

Now that we've got the TV, we need a proper gaming console to go along with it.


"The ultimate computer video game system."

The Magnavox Odyssey2 was one of the very first cartridge based home console systems. It was originally released in 1978 and was an early market leader until it was crushed by Atari and its VCS. The Odyssey2 is a perfect console for our retro gaming experiment.

Oh boy! I love the Odyssey2! I can't wait to play some K.C. Munchkin!
What's K.C. Munchkin?
It's this awesome game where you play this little round "munchkin" that has to eat dots in a maze while being chased by "munchers."
Hmm, that's sounds an awful lot like Pac-...
SHHHHHH! No! It's nothing like that other game! It's totally original! Don't let the lawyers hear you talking like that!

Now that we've got all of our equipment. Let's transform this mess of components into a lean, mean, 80's gaming machine!

Step 2: Connect the Wires!


Where do the S-video and Component cables go?

Whoa! That looks pretty weird. The helpful diagram on the back of the TV tells us where the flat twin-lead wire should plug into the VHF dipole. However, we don't really know what a VHF dipole is so we just start screwing wires together until we get a signal. Amazingly, this TV, which hasn't been turned on since the Berlin Wall fell, still works.

Now it's time to connect the console to the TV. First we consult the Odyssey2 owner's manual...


We're assuming, of course, that you have all the original documentation that goes with your 30 year old video game machine.

Now turn to page 4 of your manual where you will learn how to plug your Odyssey2 into the TV.

Reading is fundamental!
Quiet, I'm trying to read these schematics. It's all so difficult, it says I need a screwdriver to loosen screws and move wires. Is this really how TV worked back then?
You're not done reading yet? I finished that book a long time ago. Did you know that Dumbledore dies in the end?
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Once you've read the manual, take the little white box with the wires sticking out. You'll want to unscrew the wires from the TV and replace them with the wires from the box. Then screw the wires that were on the TV onto the white box. Confused yet? It's a wonder that more people didn't blow themselves up with all those wires. If you did everything correctly, the back of your TV will look like a tangled clutter of wires with random pieces of metal sticking out.

Now I just need to cut the red wire before time runs out.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to cut the cables so I can diffuse this device. I saw Jack Bauer do it on TV once.
It's not a bomb, it's just a messy bunch of wires. That's how we get the Odyssey2 to work!

Now that your console is securely attached to the TV. Plug the power cord in and get ready to flip the switch. Don't forget to turn your channel dial to 3 (every old-school gamer knows that channel 3 is the Video Game Network).

Step 3: The moment of truth!

If everything has been connected correctly (and the console even works in the first place) you will be transported into a magical world of nostalgic gaming goodness.


Dig that amazing picture quality! You won't find those vivid colors and sharp graphics on the PS3.

There you have it, the ultimate retro gaming setup. Be sure to set up a special retro console corner in your game room to add a touch of class to your home entertainment system. Visit your local thrift store or Goodwill to grab an authentic 80's TV and then stop by your favorite retro gaming store to get an Atari 2600, Intellivision, or any other classic game console.

Yay! It works! I'm going to play some K.C. Munchkin!!!
Wow, I can't believe we actually did it.
I feel like I'm really back in the 80's. I'm going to go put on my parachute pants and listen to some Depeche Mode cassettes!
Please don't....

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Comments

I feel SOOOOOOO old now... Thanks to you all...

I remember fondly my first xmas of combat at my rich cousin's house... the year the 2600 was THE newest latest in cool and THE x-mas gift.

Izod alligator sweaters, big hair, tang, Space invaders, Combat, and Pitfall....

mmmmmm....Pitfall...

Being old i already have these all hooked up.. No emulators here.

i LOVE getting the youngsters (especially my kid's friends) playing after they say how old these systems are and how easy they will be to play... then they get owned!

har har!


Posted by: scaleworm | September 19, 2007 09:43 PM

Nice write-up guys,I plan to have my "gameroom" up and running by the end of the year,it will have over 40 gaming systems hooked up,to play over 5000 games on.I plan to have them organized by year's released,hooked up to era-style tv's,as you mentioned,purchased from thrift stores and garage sales.I plan to simplify my hookups a little more easier than you go into in your amusing article,but I do believe I have all the original t.v hook-up RF boxes,even the 2 varieties needed for the Atari 5200!! Rob

Posted by: retrokeeper | September 19, 2007 11:22 PM

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