Not even special edition No More Heroes Toilet Paper was enough to help the ill-fated launch of No More Heroes at the Akihabara SofMap. Akibablog reports that for the first 20 minutes of the launch not a single copy of the game was purchased. Tick tock tick tock. So, presumably tired of waiting or possibly because he needed to go potty, a press member eventually stepped up and made the first yen throw-down for a copy of the game and the bonus extra-soft limited edition NMH's TP.

[via Akibablog (Japanese)]