Pink Godzilla: Introducing The SEXBOX 3600 From Microchinco

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Introducing The SEXBOX 3600 From Microchinco

We've got a new contender in the console wars. Purveyor of adult goods, Lammtarra Epixis of Akihabara, is selling the ultimate in home entertainment, the SEXBOX 3600. For less than $40, this slick white and green package comes with...

...one costume, one bottle of lotion and a rotor. Is this the mysterious sex machine that James Brown sang about in the 70's? Pictures are certainly worth a thousand words and then some in this case.

Let's just hope the contents are as attractive as the swank packaging.

The first line states, "The next generation in hard." A not so clever pun on the popular Japanese abbreviation of hardware.

Everything you need to get started comes packaged inside.

When contacted for an official response to the Microchinco parody of his company's name, Mr. Gates responded by stating, "Could something this big really be called micro?"

Originally reported and pictures provided by Akiba Blog.