TO: xxxxxx@pinkgodzillagames.com

FROM: [CENSORED]

RE: Mochi Surveillance

Per our earlier contact, please find attached a detailed itinerary concerning the movements of subject MO-9885, and his actions against codename “Pink Puff” after the kidnapping, subsequent interrogation, and escape. The “Mochi Problem”, as it has been labeled, is a growing concern, and one that should not be taken lightly – before full production of the Pink Puff force can be deployed, the Mochi problem must be resolved ASAP. We are moving in to take immediate action at your command.

SURVEILLANCE LOG ATTACHED:

0500 HOURS: The subject gets an early start on his harassment of the victim, performing several advanced choke holds, grappling the victim into submission. This behavior continues for several hours, until the subject relents temporarily for reasons unknown.

0730 HOURS: The reason for the break is soon revealed, as an unidentified agent is brought in for an extended interrogation session. Details are sketchy, but the questions seem to revolve around the retail availability of the Pink Godzilla plushie – the term “elf boots” is overheard loudly several times. The victim refuses to cave, and is delivered back into the waiting jaws of Mochi.

1000 HOURS: Subject Mochi has its walkies, makes doodies.

1300 HOURS: The victim makes a daring mid-day escape using several ninjutsu-style tactics, making use of various household items (plunger, ham sandwich, goose) to fashion crude weapons. Victim makes its way back to Pink Godzilla headquarters safe and sound.

REPORT ENDS

Who is this Mochi character? Who is the mysterious agent assisting him in his brutal interrogation? Who, or what, are “elf boots?" How could you make a ninja style weapon out of a goose?

Whatever comes of this web of intrigue, you can bet that Pink Godzilla will give you up to the minute updates as they happen. Until then, protect your plush collectables from this Mochi…