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Star Bear Caught on Tape!

The Pink Godzilla Investigators recently acquired the first known video footage of Star Bear! For those who don't know about the legend of Star Bear, hit the jump for a full exclusive report!

Soon after PG received a Japanese copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the Elders were quick to learn that an enigmatic creature had made its way into the game! Going by the name Star Bear, the mysterious character was simply known to live in 'the bear cave' and favor 80’s clothing, especially hyper color t-shirts. While the Elders puzzled over their latest discovery, many hard fought battles were taking place in the SSBB world! Star Bear had attacked the main character select screen in an attempt to gain a spot and reveal his presence to the world in a great show of power! Meanwhile, back at PG headquarters in Seattle, Elder Danjamin started on the long path of unlocking Star Bear’s alternate costumes. They ranged in coolness from Star Bear’s legendary denim vest and leather chaps to the extremely rare pink and purple hyper color tracksuit that was the envy of all bear cubs across the land. After unlocking the final Star Bear costume, a little pink satin and velvet garment referred to simply as ‘the bearcave special,’ much to Elder Danjamin’s surprise, Star Bear disappeared from the screen! Puzzled, the Elder’s have been looking vigilantly ever since then for signs of Star Bear.

The video clip sent to the PGI headquarters by an unnamed source deep inside the P.E.T.O.G. organization, said the footage was captured while filming a public service announcement. The cameraman was setting up the time code for the days shoot and caught a quick glimpse of Star Bear. That was all the information the PGI received from their contact. Anyone with any information on the whereabouts of Star Bear, his real identity and even his clothing preferences, should contact the Elder’s immediately so that this case can move forward. The PGI are hard at work on the new mystery of the P.E.T.O.G. organization, so their resources are stretched a little thin. Please help the Elders find Star Bear! The PGI recently hired a sketch artist to try and accurately define what Star Bear looks like, and their efforts can be seen below:

Star Bear is very easily recognizable and the Elders are confident in the accuracy of this sketch.

Please help the Elders continue their search for Star Bear! Who knows where he will turn up next and what damage he may cause! Stay tuned for more information as it becomes available, here on the PG blog!

We will hunt you down Star Bear, where ever you may be……


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Comments

Star Bear is real. His stage was especially amazing. I'll give you a hint - velure everything.

Posted by: danjamin | July 15, 2008 08:49 PM

I hear that in order to unluck Star Bear you have to play on Shadow Moses 10 times.

Posted by: KRISTJAN | July 17, 2008 07:08 PM

Who gives a damn about star bear!! I want sunshine bear!

Posted by: killpurple | July 22, 2008 07:03 PM

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