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After months of searching for the elusive Star Bear, the Pink Godzilla Investigators are proud to announce that the foul beast has been captured! After a mysterious video of a Star Bear sighting was sent to PG HQ nearly a month ago, the search intensified as the PGI followed any lead that made its way into their inbox. After a credible tip came in just a few nights ago, PG HQ dispatched the PGI and after a few short hours of searching, Star Bear was captured. Hit the play button below to see the first uncut footage of Star Bear in captivity, but be warned, the images may be harmful to some viewers.
After many months of speculation as to whether Star Bear was in fact real, the PGI were determined to show the world that he was. After months of research and many long hours of searching for the ‘bear cave’ the PGI are extremely happy to report the capture of Star Bear. The long journey to his capture was the result of many labor intensive hours of sorting through tips that came in to PG HQ at all hours of the night, most of which turned out to be too old for any new leads. The PGI are now hard at work interrogating Star Bear to gain any insight into his plans for the future and his promise to appear at PAX. With Star Bear in custody at PG HQ, the chances of an escape are slim, so the only way for Star Bear to appear at PAX is in the safe custody of the Pink Godzilla Elders. Upon close examination of Star Bear’s appearance, the Elders were flabbergasted to learn that he had apparently been around before the creation of Super Smash Bros Brawl. As you can see in the image below, the artists rendition of Star Bear is near astounding in its accuracy, proving the PGI had prior knowledge of his existence.
Unfortunately, the PGI did not recover the trees as seen in this earlier sketch so identification may be more difficult than anticipated.
The PGI are currently hard at work compiling the footage from their interrogation of Star Bear so that the truth can be shown to the world about his future plans. Elder Goban required several days of rest after his long interview with Star Bear and is still recuperating from the ordeal at PG HQ. Some of the footage contains graphic images of Star Bear trying to escape, and many facts were learned about his powers, including the origin of the Star Wand, which is the main source of his power. New information was also learned about his sidekick, which is still unclear at this time and will require further research by the PGI. The main mystery still unknown at this juncture is the true way of unlocking Star Bear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, which the Elders are unsure of how it happened in the first place. The PGI are hard at work analyzing the information from the interrogation of Star Bear and will release any relevant information as soon as possible.
The truth about Star Bear will no doubt be known in a few short days as the Elders finish their report and post their findings exclusively here on the PG Blog. Stay tuned for the latest developments as the Elders dive deep in to the mystery behind Star Bear. What will become of Star Bear once the Elders have finished their interrogation? What new information will Star Bear divulge after weeks in captivity? Will the Elders find out more about P.E.T.O.G.’s involvement in his capture? Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and more, only on the Pink Godzilla Blog!

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Comments
You guys must have played on Shadow Moses more than ten times. It's a good thing you put him in that cage - I hear his "Final Smash" is more mentally devastating than physically damaging.
Posted by: danjamin | August 18, 2008 02:35 PM