Many outside of Japan don't realize that even after his tragic death, the legacy of Segata Sanshiro continues. From the martyr's nuked ashes has arisen a small cult of Segata followers. Living in a cavern deep beneath the sewers of Akihabara, the Segaters (as they are commonly called) are rarely seen by the non-believers as the Segaters are said to surface only once a year.

On "Saturnday," or September 2nd, of each year, there are usually reported sightings of white-robed men with big hair carrying giant Saturn controllers roaming the streets of Akihabara. The Segaters are said to venture out in the modern world only to search for copies of Segata Sanshiro Shinken Yugi. No one is quite sure why the cult needs so many copies of Segata's game. Theories range from the disks being a key component in a machine designed to resurrect Segata to an attempt to deprive today's generation of modern gamers from Segata's masterpiece - the implication being that the modern gamer is not worthy of experiencing Segata's greatness. Although skeptics dismiss this existence of the Segata cult, since no one has been able to snap a definitive picture of a Segater, the reports are too numerous to ignore.

But yesterday's sighting of Mr. Underwear & Shirt Fetish may resolve the controversy once and for all. When Fuji Television reporters questioned Mr. Underwear & Shirt Fetish as to his motive, he begrudgingly responded by stating that he was an exiled member of a branch of the Segata Cult, which goes by the acronym SEGA (Segata Exemplifies Gaming Awesomeness). Apparently, he was caught playing Wii Fit in the cult's underground lair. This violated the cult's only tenet, "Though shall do nothing but eat, sleep and play Sega Saturn." As punishment, the young man's head was shaved, he was stripped of his Segater garb and was condemned to an eternity of exercising in public to show the world just how foolish gamers look playing Wii Fit.