Rumor Alert: Pink Godzilla Heading East in 2010?

The rumors have been swirling around the Internet for weeks now. Pink Godzilla is heading east in 2010? What could this possibly mean? Is Pink Godzilla moving to Boston, New York or even Stamford, CT? Is Pink Godzilla opening a new store on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City? Does Pink Godzilla like to listen to Boston while eating Boston baked beans and New England clam chowder? Is Pink Godzilla going to take on Kobayashi in the famous Coney Island hot dog eating contest? Inquiring minds want to know.

So Jumpman tracked down the not-so-elusive Pinky G to find out the truth behind the rumor. Continue reading for the exclusive interview.

Pinky G...Pinky G...is there any truth to the rumor that you are going to be on the East Coast in 2010.

Yes.

Really?

I mean no...Pink Godzilla's official policy is not to comment on rumors.

But you just did.

......uh.......I'm sorry but I cannot comment on an ongoing investigation.

But you already have.

I will not stand for this. If I find out that anyone within the company has disclosed such highly classified information, there will be pink to pay.

But you are the leaker.

Pink Godzilla is definitely .....er.....definitely not..... going to be in either Boston or New York in 2010. And da boof will definitely .....er.....definitely not..... not be making an appearance. So if you have no further questions, you'll have to excuse me. I need to continue investigating the ongoing investigation that I cannot comment on for fear of being investigated by the chief investigator.

I want the truth!

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