Although theories are vast, we decided to install security cameras to help shed a little light. Oddly enough, one day after installation, the cameras mysteriously had their power cut. Luckily, what footage the cameras captured was quite... intriguing.

1:37am - Pinky G and two Yo Noids spotted. Judgement Silversword for the Wonderswan propped up on a makeshift alter made out of Behemoth and Alien hominid skateboards and PG Dev Kits.

1:59am - Two ever-smiling Yo Noids stand watch over Judgement Silversword.

2:45am - A gaggle of Pinky G plushies, six Yo Noids, and a few friends have gathered around the makeshift alter. Slight chanting is audible: All hail the wonder witch. All hail the wonder witch.

At 2:46am the security camera goes dead. The next morning, all of the figures had dispersed to their normal cubby and shelf spots. But only 5 Yo Noids could be located....

Although this footage leaves many unanswered questions, all signs point to some sort of sacrificial offering of the Yo Noids to the wonder witch. But why? Who is behind this and what role do the Pinky G plushies have?

And most of all... who is this so-called 'wonder witch'????

mada mada nazo ga ooii na! (still many mysteries remain)