It is true, the Joe Zone does indeed exist and the phenomenon is more frightening than first imagined. By now most of you are familiar with the Joe Zone and everything it entails, but what you may not know is that the Joe Zone is not simply just a number. Yes, it has been represented as a zero on the bottom of a Dev Kit score sheet, but if you look closer a zero is neither a positive or a negative, rather it is devoid of value and therein lies the truth of the Joe Zone. Much like a zero the Joe Zone is devoid of all matter, light or dark (the Joe Zone does not discriminate based on the color of your matter) and is literally just a hole in space. The current Joe Zone is approximately a billion light-years in diameter and it appears to be growing in size with each new sighting.

Now, this might not sound too alarming since the Joe Zone is roughly six billion light years from Earth (or maybe it's ten, the PG Astronomers actually can't afford a telescope so it's hard to be sure), but there is more to this phenomenon than meets the eye.

Imagine, if you will, that the universe is the surface of a still pond. If you throw a rock into that pond the force of that rock hitting the water generates ripples along the surface causing change. The force of these ripples and the amount of change they can cause vary depending on the size of the rock, ranging from minuscule to cataclysmic tidal waves. The same principle applies here, each time the Joe Zone is discovered it punches a hole in the fabric of space, creating similar ripples. Since every new hole that is created increases in size, these ripples continue to grow larger and larger. Consequently, if this phenomenon should be allowed to continue it could mean the end of all life as we know it. Meteors will be knocked off course, orbits will change drastically and entire galaxies will be wiped clean.

So, avoid the Joe Zone at all costs! Your next fall could mean the end of everything!

... Or it could mean you'll just be ridiculed for the rest of your life.

Now some of you out may be thinking to yourselves, "But I don't have the Dev Kit skills required to enter the Joe Zone."

Fact of the matter is, no skill is required. Are you familiar with the term "sucked into the Joe Zone?" Well, according to our continued research (no telescope but the PG Astronomers got together to read about half a book), we've come to the realization that we are dealing with forces here that are far beyond our comprehension. The Joe Zone is completely devoid of all dark matter (contrary to our initial theory). Tthe natural implication of course being that the Joe Zone is completely devoid of all gravity as well. If the Joe Zone has no gravity then it has no pull, so how is it exactly that one is "sucked in?" Like we said, the Joe Zone is an enigma.

All of this is just further evidence that the Joe Zone defies all modern thinking and cannot be explained through the laws of physics. We have to start thinking outside the box on this one, or in this case outside the Zone.

As the continued existence of the universe may depend on our research, it is imperative that all Dev Kit players report any discoveries of the Joe Zone immediately to the PG Astronomers via comment on any of the Joe Zone blog articles. The fate of the universe is in your hands!