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Unlike the chucklenut talking heads over at Fox News, Pink Godzilla prefers to keep a separation between politics and videogames. High gas prices, global warming, endless wars, record deficits, home foreclosures...there comes a time when even Pink Godzilla can no longer bite its tongue and must dive into the political maelstrom. It's time for a change.
Pink Godzilla has decided to officially endorse a candidate. A candidate with vision and promise for a beautiful future…..in space. Vote Goodspaceguy Nelson for the 7th U.S. Congressional District of Washington State.
Continue reading to learn about Goodspaceguy Nelson's impressive credentials.
The following text is taken straight from the official Washington State voter's guide.
Goodspaceguy Nelson
(Prefers Democratic Party)
Biographical Information
Current Occupation/Employer: An owner of real estate and stocks, Goodspaceguy is also an economist.
Education: Goodspaceguy received his Master of Science Degree from the University of Minnesota. Goodspaceguy previously studied for 3 years at Stockholm University in Sweden, having already earned his Bachelor of Arts degree in Germany and his high school diploma in Washington State.
Family: The life of Spaceship Earth is his family.
Significant Career Experience: Trying to understand the universe, Goodspaceguy became an amateur jack-of-all-trades and astronomer and economist and wants to advance rejuvenation and medical technology and wants tall buildings and more movies to be made in Washington State.
Candidate Statement
Goodspaceguy believes that the number one problem on Spaceship Earth is the tripling of people during the last hundred years. We numerous, brainy humans are exterminating wilderness and wildlife. Instead of starvation, genocide, and war, we should use nicer methods (such as the head tax and birth fees and study and work and social security) to decrease the number of people boarding Spaceship Earth. Goodspaceguy is pro choice on almost everything.
Goodspaceguy wants Orbital Space Colonization to be one of the great tasks for our new 21st Century. Through NASA, we have already paid the necessary money for the start of an Earth orbiting space colony, but our leaders have not been educated in orbital space colonization, and, therefore, they have wasted and are wasting much money. After profitable success in Earth orbit, we should then build additional profitable colonies in orbit around the Moon and Mars, where solar power is also plentiful.
Long ago, life from the seas of Earth colonized the land of Earth. The colonization of space by life from Earth is of similar significance.
Meanwhile on computerized Spaceship Earth, Goodspaceguy wants us to raise the quality-of-life by longevity research and by getting more people working, producing the goods and services that will make up our improving living standard and health. Let’s improve the incentive system. Let’s coax more people into productivity. Goodspaceguy wants safety-net employment of helpers. Goodspaceguy wants more people studying at our colleges during the underutilized evenings and weekends.
Please help raise the living standard by voting for the small spending candidates and by limiting your campaign contributions to less than $25.
For more information, google the name Goodspaceguy Nelson or visit http://colonizeorbitalspace.blogspot.com.
Computer children of the Airplane Age, you should now begin building the Age of Space Colonization.
Elect Goodspaceguy Nelson
10219 Ninth Avenue S
Seattle, WA 98168-1512
(206) 390-0373
goodspaceguy@yahoo.com
http://colonizespace.blogspot.com

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Comments
This good space nonsense is an outrage. An outrage I tell you!!!
Space is a hostile place full of dangers that want to kill us!!! That black pit of terror is full of asteroids, hostile illegal aliens, and other evil things that hate us for our freedoms!
We shouldn't just cozy up to space like this weak loser wants. Space is an enemy that must be defeated!!. We need to fight space out there so we don't have to fight it over here.
I have a bold, 12 step plan that will humble the evil darkness before it can cause us harm. We must build a series of missiles that can destroy anything that threatens us, including the sun, which even now is preparing to go supernova. We must also build a giant border fence between us and space, so that no illegal space aliens can sneak onto our planet! Finally, we must drill for oil in Alaska, and on the Moon, before the aliens get to it!
Don't vote for Goodspaceguy this November. Make the right choice, vote for Badspaceguy Vader!!!
Posted by: Badspaceguy Vader | August 22, 2008 07:18 PM