What the pink? Yes, that's right Pink Godzilla is starring in his very own NDS game. And no it's nothing at all like Tingle's Balloon Fight. Although the box art looks similar, the game itself is completely different. Where can you find a copy? Do you even have to ask. First, you need to become a PG Satori on the PG forum. Then you have to complete the PGSTC spirit quest. Finally, you have to know how to use all three Guardians on one turn in PG Dev Kit.
Continue reading for Pink Godzilla's completely unbiased review of his own game.
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Hello. My name is...uh...Pink Godzilla, and I'm here to introduce my very first videogame. It's called...um...Pink Godzilla's...uh....Balloon Fight, starring me...Pink Godzilla. You see, I fly around carried by two helium balloons strapped to my belt. And...um...I...um...fly around popping balloons. That's why it's...uh...called....um...Balloon Fight. I mean Pink Godzilla's Balloon Fight...because...um...I'm in it.
WTP? First you get your own card game, and now you have you're own videogame? But I'm the star. What about me? Wait a second. You don't where a belt. And why are you so nervous?
Nervous? Who me? Nervous. No. I'm not nervous. Why would I be nervous? And I...uh...wear a belt...sometimes. I...uh...lost some weight. And...uh...I need a belt to...um...um...keep my pants up. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Pants?!?!? You don't wear pants. Let me see that game. I knew it. You just took Tingle's Balloon Fight and then taped your name and image on the box. You impostor.
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Why don't you just finish your review of Tingle's Balloon Fight for the NDS. br> br>
Why would I do that? That stupid rupee lovin' Tingle stole my game. Just look at that box. He taped his image and name right over mine. You can actually see the tape. I feel betrayed. You want a review? Here's the review. It's Balloon Fight, the classic 8-bit game, but with pretty graphics and Tingle. And it's played on the NDS. And it's got 4-player download play. Pink Godzilla out.
Well that's one way to review the game, but I suggest that our readers just check out this video and make up their own minds about the game. br> br>
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COLLECTOR'S ALERT!
In all seriousness, Tingle's Balloon Fight is one of the few collectible games on the NDS, which is sure to be worth a fortune 10 years from now. It was never released in stores. Instead, Nintendo sent free copies to all Club Nintendo Platinum members. So how does one go about becoming a Club Nintendo Platinum member. First, you need to live in Japan. Second, you need to buy a pinkin' pink load of Nintendo games, and register all your games online. Only then will Nintendo send you a "free" copy of Tingle's Balloon Fight.
But if you don't live in Japan, try swingin' by Pink Godzilla. We might have a copy in stock.